Aug 29, 2017
This week... well at least we saw an actual movie and not a weird parade of scenes! We watched 2013's Safe Haven with Fergie's husband, blonde lady and Cobie Smulders slumming it for that paycheck. There's violence, a chase, a big fire... and it was still dull. HOW IS IT THIS DULL?!
Aug 21, 2017
We watched 2016's The Perfect Match this time around and it's not only a bad romance, it's one of the worst films we've ever seen. Is it actually even a movie? We're not sure. But what we are sure about is that Donald Faison deserves better.
Aug 14, 2017
This week, we both yawned through 1997's Picture Perfect. No one has chemistry with anyone. The stakes are so low they're buried at the center of the Earth. Olympia Dukakis is totally wasted. Jennifer Aniston is a... sad sack?
(Don't watch this movie unless you're hungover.)